A controversy is percolating in San Francisco about a small gaggle of gay naked guys gathering at the intersection of Castro and Market, to shock tourists, piss off merchants, make a political statement, confuse and alienate kids, while long time residents of the gayborhood just roll their eyes. There is an ordinance being proposed at City Hall requiring the gaggle of naked gays to place a cloth, a sanitary device, dental dam, or towel, between their bare bums and the park bench, chair, or other seating available, for sanitary reasons. I think that a low dose of valium, or prozac, might be beneficial. (For me - not for them!) The gaggle of naked guys are not to be confused with the men of Hot House, or Raging Stallion, often seen in the area. This gaggle of gay naked guys have more in common with the most famous resident of the north pole (and I don’t mean Rudolph), than adult film actors. Unfortunately. Not pretty.